Theorem: for every CRAP on earth, blame something, always....

1. Whose fault is it that i can no longer cramp anything else in my small brain of mine? and i am writing this?

realistically, 5 papers in 5 days, are you mad?
you can only store that much, the only way is, get simple notes and read the parts you cant remember just before your exam.. lets hope it works, otherwise i m fried!

you can say my brain capacity is low, AS USUAL BLAME SOMETHING!
- after blaming the uni,
- blame mad cow, yes MAD COW! either i have it or the UNI admin staff has it! !@#!@#$

illustration of how you do it: either you or the institution or maybe both?

btw: this is a damn mad cow cool show (recommended!)


2. renting a car, looks like my 7 day mini quest to the South West has come upon a stumbling block, you see, azlan cant rent a car, he is still under 21, that is till dec. fingers crossed, hopefully, the retards at the car rental will not get the date of birth of Msians right
after all in your IC and licence, it goes (for azlan's case betting on the month, January! not DEC) 86****-10-****, lets hope they are ignorant enough, otherwise we "r" screwed BIG TIME

for this, i choose not to blame azlan even with the hindsight that i pointed out earlier, BLAME SOMETHING NOT CLOSE, UNRELATED TO YOU ALWAYS!


On a lighter note (yeah, still blaming)
3. how does it feel to have CRAPPED and noticed there is no water running in the whole block?
who's fault is it? its the fucking uni that is!

better yet,
from the room, sound of door slamming, toilet has been breached, *rushes

*Knock, Knock, furiously
Kev : Omar, there is no water!

* Omar, there is at least a last flush for my time (non suspecting)

*NOOOOOOO.......
Kev : don't open it!, i took a crap in there!
Omar : Ah, man, thats not cool, you should have told me earlier ^^"

*was about to tell him "-.-

*lid exposed a bit but fell in a slamm....funny shit, funny shit!
(*all names have been changed to protect the privacy of victims)
illustration:




conclusion: when nothing's going right, do what , msian way : BLAME anyone BUT yourself