stoned unstoned stoned and unstoned

yeap.. been actually 3 months since i landed in London actually...

1.5 years has passed since i started uni
year 2 is a particular year, where as stoning is concerned, its not surprsing

damn.... 16 hrs awake, 16 hours sleep, what day is it...?
barely see sunlight after 4 pm...


a hiatus of 3 months coincides with:
a new hse
more beer
more work
32 hour days
less pounds to spend (fucking gas heating is bleeding me to death..)
more top gear on Dave
boxing day mayhem .... i mean mayhem...MAYHEM.... (london shit hole crap- stuff was good)
and the coming new years...

some say he stones on air,
some says he has a "simply value" liver,
all we know is, he is mua..!

explains my odd times and behaviours...=)

Landing in London...

when the night falls upon me
i THINK i'll MAKE IT through......
i THINK i'll MAKE IT through......

m disillusioned like mourinho

AND THAT FRAUDSTER WHO USED MY CARD FOR FUCKED UP GAMES (in quids)
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL, CCB MTF

a ray of light

Despite the widespread darkness, sometimes an obscure ray of light is found from the unlikeliest of sources

however bright its difficult to say, i m thankful though

fault me not for being a non-believer, its probably the place and times i was brought up and live in, the GrandTheftAuto: Hardcore Land, part of the world and times. And i for one rather trust myself than rely on.

Reflections ....

eventually,

TheSupermassiveBlackShits!

a few developments worth mentioning of late

1. Namewee (the most loved rapper in Malaysia)
2. SakaiHutan's tough talk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52qqf35RNVQ
3. Probably and average joe, on our not-so-national car-maker http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Proton_Cars


Kudos to this ppl, if you think they dont love the country, you're dead wrong, why bother posting then?

they love the country but loathe the "BIG G" which SWEEPS DIRT UNDER CARPETS

and rocket science is not needed to understand why

What? Its Monday?!

There goes Friday night ballin, movies, mamak, barely awoken sat morning dim sum, jalan jalan cari makans, Saturday/Sun night football, being a “mangkuk” and driving to no where in mind.

And arriving at work late on Monday…..


(okay, maybe not the valentino part, i dont mind valerie or something though “-.-)

Time flies….(unless you’re working on some mundane job, which probably makes it crawl ever slower to the next weekend)

The Domino Effect

The domino effect refers to a small change which will cause a similar change nearby, which then will cause another similar change, and so on in linear sequence, by analogy to a falling row of dominoes standing on end. The domino effect also relates to a chain of events.



The Question: when would you feel that you are wise enough to step out of the falling line before the very last tile falls? To prevent further tiles falling, before there is nothing left standing...


Stay in line and get what they give you, or you can make your own choice….can you make a good call? i made my call, preventing my side of the tiles from falling further..can you??

So F@#Ked

front brain > middle brain

SO DEAD... SO DEAD ....

Happy Birthday, Mum

yuum....

p-Boy's fav

Bruno the Brute....

er, bruce willis should be the next spiderman!
or a cat (cos he has 9 lifes)

why the movie rush? cos it costs at least 4 pounds over there? you do the math....

simpsons.....

caution: LEAVE after "to be continued" and DO NOT finish watching the credits!

TRANSFORMERS

ah, captivating the minds and imagination of boys and men alike...



and they managed to heat it up too..^^


one hour plus of layback pure simple entertainment - no brain required!

only grouse: heck, the cars and the military stuff are all american, how abt that!?

One of those...

I see your shadow on the street now
I hear you push through the rusty gate
Click of your heels on the concrete
Waiting for a knock coming way too late
It seems an age since I've seen you
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days

So you come in and put your bags down
I know there's something in the air
How can I do this to you right now
If you're over there when I need you here

My happiness is slowly creeping back
Now you're at home
If it ever starts sinking in
It must be when you pack up and go

It seems an age since I've seen you
Countdown as the weeks trickle into days
I hope that time hasn't changed you
All I really want is for you to stay

I know I know I know what is inside

rumblings.......

Runaway is a 2006 single by the British band Jamiroquai, taken from their 2006 greatest hits album, High Times: Singles 1992-2006. The song can be interpreted as a rant at the band's/Jason's then-was record label, Sony BMG, who he signed an 8-album contract with, because it seems that the label has a leash on the band's creative influence in the records. This is backed up by Jason's rather loud exclamation of the words "Runaway... BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL!", at the live performance of the song at the London Jazz Cafe. Moreover, like said early as September 2006 by a fan called "SL", through the lyrics of Runaway JK speaks directly to/of Sony BGM Music: SL's Theory

Operation LOPO: Mission Report (classified)

On 14/07/07, at approximately 1300 hours, Chin Peng’s 5th regiment stormed the jungle of LOPO. On this mission, it aims to identify the locations of water needed for looming guerilla warfare. The water source seems to be inaccessible, however, the regiment found a few useful sites that might be fairly adequate.


can you spot the communist?

Surprisingly, the regiment came upon bountiful findings with a bit of hard work or some say LOOTING, wild rambutans and durians are obtained

Exhibit A:


Exibit B: N/A (ate all of it before got the opportunity to record it, into own pocket, and into own stomach, not declared belonging to the communists)


After spending the night in LOPO, the regiment of 8 headed back on 15/07/07 approximately 1300 hours having stormed the jungles of LOPO


Mission report log
No. 038380

a journey, finally, i know what is to be done..

The “not-so-mediocre” 7 days

Oxford – shopping
- punting in oxford uni (an oxford uni tradition)
- visiting oxford uni colleges (the backdrop of harry potter)

and all of it for free….! That is if you know any oxford students of course…otherwise it costs an average of 5 pounds to visit every college and it costs to punt too.. if you think oxford is amazing, yeah visiting is, studying there; I don’t know

Ø probably can get a job instantly
Ø the city is amazing, the very diverse of UK cities, clean and tidy too
Ø did you know that only the smartest students get on campus (in college accommodation), and by that I mean 1st class in oxford, that is…the size and magnificence of your room depends on your results.. 2.1 and 2.2 you live where the so called “dumb oxford student” lives, some blocks away
Ø did you know that your robes, indicate how smart are you in oxford, different classes shows in different lengths of robes which you have to wear for every official weekly dinner (I am starting to think its where harry potter got its influence.. every good deed you do, 50 points for the house! )





Nevertheless, oxford is an amazing place to visit provided you are a guest of an oxford student.. otherwise, be prepared to burn your pockets !


London
My second trip to London, and I found some of the hidden gems already! Hehe

Nice free stuff done on my second trip (yes I mean free in London, things don’t come cheap there – try walking through Mayfair 0.o)
-visiting Buckingham palace when the guard changes every morning at 11.30, whoever says its not worth watching, do not listen, that’s bullshit (observe below)
-visiting the Borough market, food galore! Imagine if I am a food expert! Every kind of cheese, meat, fresh chocolates! Tender, fresh and succulent burgers.. not that crap you get in fast food joints
-museums ( they are free – imperial war and british museums ), not like the usual crap we get in Malaysia, they know whats history, not some bloody ghost show (Egyptian sarcophagus’s and a whole lot more in the middle of London.. the English plunders everything there is around!)
-the Tour Le France, grand starting point is in London this year, and I was in town! Once in a lifetime, would not be getting another opportunity to watch the tour life since ain’t into cycling! Punting and cycling, wtf….!

Other misc: jogging in hyde park, window shopping on Bond and Oxford streets (pity, will never shop there now or in any foreseeable time in the near future, that is at least until I strike oil/gold in my backyard!)










It was a BLAST. Almost every stone has been turned, been there, done that!
For now, klang town, here I come! – laksa chi liung anyone?

its over... coming home

exams done and dusted, not sure what to expect, they dont call it university level for nothing! and when ang moh says education, all that they meant is ---> go and do your own work.. sometimes you think you've got it right, you're totally wrong

nevertheless DONE, PHEW, no regrets, done everything i could

all set to be gone from this place tomorrow, all packed up and sealed

as predicted, the car agenda did not work out, will be heading to oxford instead. hopefully the weather will hold, punting in oxford will be syokness, whats more, they have a famous allumi if your lucky enough to meet them and constantly a whole host of famous people visiting, i sense opportunity for autographs (not that i want them badly, but if i could just sell the cd or book they autographed on ebay? heh)

and then, its cosmopolitan london.

below are the things that MUST be sought after right after landing

presenting:

1.) Bak kut teh

2. Char Keow Teow (the prawn size is an exaggeration!)

3.) Lobak, woohoo... to the black egg anyone?, evokes memories ^^

4.)Nasi Lemak, if unwilling to travel distances, i think car wash is by far one of the better nasi lemak bungkus places

5.) ah, finally, the roti and teh and wasting the night away... sweet


damn, i m getting hungry already....

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for now, its time for:

1. and i mean the whole 2 litres!

2. a nice lil smoke


3. stan, kenny, kyle and cartman!
"Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation to ensure the propagation of the younger federation and the next generation. -Eric Cartman-" ^^

i predict i am going to have a headache tomorrow, but then wth....^^

i proclaim war...bang bang(knn)

of Super GT and chicken rice....

damn..... =(

Theorem: for every CRAP on earth, blame something, always....

1. Whose fault is it that i can no longer cramp anything else in my small brain of mine? and i am writing this?

realistically, 5 papers in 5 days, are you mad?
you can only store that much, the only way is, get simple notes and read the parts you cant remember just before your exam.. lets hope it works, otherwise i m fried!

you can say my brain capacity is low, AS USUAL BLAME SOMETHING!
- after blaming the uni,
- blame mad cow, yes MAD COW! either i have it or the UNI admin staff has it! !@#!@#$

illustration of how you do it: either you or the institution or maybe both?

btw: this is a damn mad cow cool show (recommended!)


2. renting a car, looks like my 7 day mini quest to the South West has come upon a stumbling block, you see, azlan cant rent a car, he is still under 21, that is till dec. fingers crossed, hopefully, the retards at the car rental will not get the date of birth of Msians right
after all in your IC and licence, it goes (for azlan's case betting on the month, January! not DEC) 86****-10-****, lets hope they are ignorant enough, otherwise we "r" screwed BIG TIME

for this, i choose not to blame azlan even with the hindsight that i pointed out earlier, BLAME SOMETHING NOT CLOSE, UNRELATED TO YOU ALWAYS!


On a lighter note (yeah, still blaming)
3. how does it feel to have CRAPPED and noticed there is no water running in the whole block?
who's fault is it? its the fucking uni that is!

better yet,
from the room, sound of door slamming, toilet has been breached, *rushes

*Knock, Knock, furiously
Kev : Omar, there is no water!

* Omar, there is at least a last flush for my time (non suspecting)

*NOOOOOOO.......
Kev : don't open it!, i took a crap in there!
Omar : Ah, man, thats not cool, you should have told me earlier ^^"

*was about to tell him "-.-

*lid exposed a bit but fell in a slamm....funny shit, funny shit!
(*all names have been changed to protect the privacy of victims)
illustration:




conclusion: when nothing's going right, do what , msian way : BLAME anyone BUT yourself

oh Laura.....

approx 3 weeks more..! RE-EDIT! sern is coming BACK!

Uber fantastic! i spoken too soon, kicking up a storm very soon..! 1 year later and the crew is still intact ^^
<=== the crew assembling again in full force in abt 3 weeks, with the fat pig already there, sern will not be there, but no worries, we' ll think about you (sounds so gay, uh..)
this is mr sern (in black) with weed man and ah beng (in white)



some of the notable achievements of many in the land of bak kut teh, cheap whisky, satria's and ah bengs

so near yet so far......

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on the side note,
san antonio won the NBA finals... now now, i dont have nothing against them, its just that, what a !@##$@ whitewash!



bloody cavaliers, detroit would have done better, rip, prince and wallace!

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question: how do you celebrate your birthday more than "a day"?

answer: across timezones

address: number seven, slumber heaven. says:
in aust almost gone
address: number seven, slumber heaven. says:
in msia left a few hours
address: number seven, slumber heaven. says:
in UK left 9 hours

tadaaa...!

it feels like

summer is here, and if it gets any hotter than this, i m gonna end up having this ability =)



fucking attic room, heated up sauna....
thats if its a room even!

4 day old headache cured by?

the magical combinations (in no particular order)
the trip with the York Taiwanese Soc to the lake district with factors below

1.) paracetamol? had it for 2 days beforehand... hmm...


2.) a trip into nature? the lake district!


3.) laughter ?


4.) the photoscenic nature and meddling with cameras


5.)Kronenberg (had a pint, magical effects rang in definitely, im sure!)


6.) Taiwanese sugar mamas? we'll not all of em! and erm.. being noticed of looking like a certain Taiwanese singer ! hehe .. and of course this ain't all of them yet =)


personal conclusion : probably all helped, but i prefer thinking it was because of 2), 3), 5) and definitely 6)!

i feel like doing this now....

geram-ness

sweet smell of victory

scored 1


going for another !

in case your wodering 1. MIER summer intern (accepted)
2. exams (hopefully will be done and dusted properly)

kool

right here right now!

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I M SO GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME!

this is as close as it gets, video has another meaning though, but still i ve wasted that aspect of that time too



darn...

AC Milan were crowned European champions for the seventh time after they edged Liverpool 2-1 in the Champions League final

padan muka liverpool...! thunder doesnt strike twice in the same place, u think everyday sunday ah?

Did Bush Kill his people? Hmm… Conspiracies!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVHsrncd3Y&mode=related&search=

if you are absolutely bored,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uPc2NUwX0

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Pre-planned through time? 0.o

CARS as in "CARS"

notice the clean cut, no ah bengs stains here... thats what i m gonna get

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ddress
the starting 2 mth also enuff to break u ady la, first 2 mth must buy big big, spend big big
eat big big, run big big
stuck says:
if i go for big big then i gonna eat grass dy lor
address:
first 2 mth surely big spending 1
stuck says:
i know, sure touch 3k, or maybe more, but at least in the range of 3k
address
but then like buying a car, 1st time deposit, after that installment and maintainance
stuck says:haha, good example
address:
aih, but if you can drive the car, got case car pancit also engine break down, exactly like a car
stuck says:
its like investing, if u invest in a wrong car that u want
address:
cannot resell
stuck says:
susah oso u pay hell lot of deposit, yup, if car keep on breakdown also, problem if buy wrong car
address:
thats why u know why @#$^ like cars
stuck says:
talk as car, can talk
address:
old car also no resell value, no money back, c also sien
stuck says:
u can throw the car away, can't resell la, these car i meant, the car we talking, no resell value
address:
yeah
stuck says:
only to throw away, either u invest in the right car that u can drive till the end of ur journey or go scout
address:
the only thing u get satisfaction is when u use the car at first
stuck says:
using at that period of time is fun
address:
if u get the right car, even if old also still will be nice
stuck says:
ya lor
address:
and wont wreck so fast
stuck says:
but how many % u can get the right car
address:
no need so much repair
stuck says:
just need some maintenance, and petrol to move it
address:
now petrol money also cant pay
stuck says:
thats the prob now
pertrol money, eh if u gonna go buy a car, and do'nt pump petrol together
address:
u din pump petrol
stuck says:
later other ppl might bought it
address:
buy 2nd /3rd hand lor, haha
stuck says:
haha, 2nd or 3rd hand i dont' mind, even 5th or 6th oso nvm as long as thats my car
address:
as long as still can work
stuck says:
and no body can drive it by that time onwards, yup sure can work la, unless u are getting an old car
address:
old and ugly car, with ah beng driver last time, trash engine until chan ady
roll over 2 times ady
stuck says:
well care about the previous driver la, as long as the car is !@#!@ enough to drive
address:
if previous driver spoil the car
stuck says:
and overall works
address:
where la u wanna buy
stuck says:
ya la
address:
at least also get something working ma
stuck says:
will u spoil ur car ?
address:
u spoil not same, cos u got the car now, haha
stuck says:
hehe, dont' spoil it la, keep in good condition, drive oso song mah, talk about so many stuff oso no use, first main thing to do deposit, first time investment, first payment kao kao
address:
yeah
stuck says:
need to find the first time payment first, now my constrain, either i get a car and pay the deposit or wait on later when i get oversea, at least easier la
but a lot of ppl say if u wait till long long and other ppl book dy gone case oso
u scout that car nicely dy
address:
no deposit how to book?
stuck says:
but didn't put down payment, yup, i mean other ppl book like my friend david says
if u want a car u need to scout fast fast and go put downpayment fast fast! if u wait longer the car might think u want to buy, our so call "car" are unique
also there is another element, even u want to buy a car, u must see whether the car want u as the owner or not
address:
lol
stuck says:
"car" is so hard to interpret
problem is if i didn't put full downpayment, problem will rise later, not only i can't put down payment, i can't spent too much time with the car oso, coz that car is not yet bought and place in my house, own by the manufacturer now hahaahaha

farking tech thingy

beer break..

minimal words! just feels

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